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DAWG
12-29-2009, 11:11 PM
MORNING SEX


She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment!'
My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!'
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.
Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?'
She explained, 'The egg timer's broken'.

ILuvPizzaTimes10
12-29-2009, 11:59 PM
BAHAHAHAHAHA 2 pumps and a Squirt Old man?!?!?

BrokenFeather78
12-30-2009, 12:47 AM
I'm throwing away the egg timer now!!!!

Z28 Autobot
12-30-2009, 12:51 AM
hey..at least he wasn't at McDonalds ;) lol

John in RI
12-30-2009, 01:17 AM
I'm throwing away the egg timer now!!!!


I couldn't do that - my eggs would ALWAYS get burnt !!


:D

ILuvPizzaTimes10
12-30-2009, 01:33 AM
^^^^ Uhuhhhh......

84ta406
12-30-2009, 01:56 AM
lol John!

black heartbeat
12-30-2009, 02:55 AM
lmfao

irockidz28
12-30-2009, 03:34 AM
lmao

Greenbird94ta
12-30-2009, 04:48 AM
hahahah

DemonWithin99
12-31-2009, 09:18 AM
good idea...