^ lol that might work, or just ask him something a guy would ask another guy.

"Dude :grab your crotch: do your balls stick to your ass all day like mine do? Cause it's really hard to sit down on a hot day."

Some good advise here. i dont know. id try and talk to him more about his fears and play on them. dont just go random crazy do specific shit he has sed he doesn't like.

fuck that!
want me to rough the munchkin up for ya??????
just tell him you have herpes and are getting tested for aids.

I'm tellin ya hun, gas him out lol.

In all seriousness dude is out of his fuckin tree. My favorite was last night when he pulled me aside cause he knows we're "friends" and asked me to put in a good word for him lol.

So you did, right? :haha:

LMFAO!

Oh absolutely. Gotta hook a brotha up lol :D

AHHHAHAHHA AWESOME!!!!!

Yep he came in Thursday asking everyone about me. Since he had no idea that we were "friends" before I see someone must have said something. He didn't come in yesterday thank god. I doubt I will be so lucky tonight.

i guess its jus expected. most people understand how a club works and that its strictly a show. some guys legit think the girls r into them. its sad no offense to anyone here.