How to lose a guy???
 

This guy at work is creeping me out. He has the WORST case if napoleon syndrome I have ever seen. He lies constantly and I think he actually believes them. He thinks I am his girlfriend even though I never seen him out of work nor answer ANY of his calls. He tells me he loves me constantly and in his sick mind, believes it. He feels the need to argue constantly to prove he cares (in front of others), he jokes about finding me and killing me. He is completely obsessed. I need a way to make him lose intrest on his own (ie.. If I tell him off he could obsess worse and just stalk me.) the only thing I can think of is making it 100% obvious I'm attacking his wallet. Any other ideas?



And this goes to matt cause I know you that well... No, I will NOT fart at him!!!!

what if you try to creep him out? I mean seriously. Start a conversation with something as disturbing as "hey have you ever tasted human flesh?" then he'll laugh then say "no...seriously" tell him the most terrifying things you can think of to make a guy no longer interested. And if it persists, get a restraining order. just my 2 cents. I've help a few girls shake stalkers and if seems the easiest way is to actually scare the guy thats doing the stalking. Freak him the fuck out everyone has a limit no matter how crazy he is

VERY good advice!! I love it! Gave me a few good ideas ;)

But first. get his wallet lol

I'd say tell him to start buying you things like rolex's etc lol tell him if he can't then he isn't for you lol

What you're going to need to do is not be hot. Might take some work. Don't shower for a week, apply makeup drunk, and gain 50 pounds. That should get you off to a good start. Let me know if you need any more help.

Absolutely going for wallet first :) I can combine all advice... make him spend 400+ an hour for me in VIP, creep him out, bitch the whole entire time about my girrly problems, brag about my exes, tell him to buy me everything and....


Lmao!!!!! I still gotta make money with the other guys there Alex hehe good thinking though xoxo

lmao i hate stalkers...i like the idea of getting shit off him then scare him by acting crazy although if hes a pyscho he will prob like it lol

Maddie, he is the one who claimed he bought a 7 second mustang this past january and showed me a video of "him" burning out in the car ... In the video, there was no snow on the ground!!! He "sold" it when my friend challenged him Lmao. He does like girls who drain his wallet. Hard part is I don't know who he is cause 99.9% of everything he told me is a lie and the .1% was his name. I'm doing some research on napoleon syndrome. Looking for inspiration there too.

tell him you were born a man, that would scare me! lmao jk

^ lol that might work, or just ask him something a guy would ask another guy.

"Dude :grab your crotch: do your balls stick to your ass all day like mine do? Cause it's really hard to sit down on a hot day."

Some good advise here. i dont know. id try and talk to him more about his fears and play on them. dont just go random crazy do specific shit he has sed he doesn't like.

fuck that!
want me to rough the munchkin up for ya??????
just tell him you have herpes and are getting tested for aids.

I'm tellin ya hun, gas him out lol.

In all seriousness dude is out of his fuckin tree. My favorite was last night when he pulled me aside cause he knows we're "friends" and asked me to put in a good word for him lol.

So you did, right? :haha:

LMFAO!

Oh absolutely. Gotta hook a brotha up lol :D

AHHHAHAHHA AWESOME!!!!!

Yep he came in Thursday asking everyone about me. Since he had no idea that we were "friends" before I see someone must have said something. He didn't come in yesterday thank god. I doubt I will be so lucky tonight.

i guess its jus expected. most people understand how a club works and that its strictly a show. some guys legit think the girls r into them. its sad no offense to anyone here.

No offense taken. Guys thinking the girls are into them has been paying our bills for a few years now lol.
This ones just nuttier than squirrel shit.
Happens though, it's one of the dangers of the industry. Hence why her job definitely is not for everyone.

So wait, you're telling me that the stripper that was whispering sweet nothings in my ear the whole night and says she thinks I'm cute really isn't into me? I call Shens! :fruit:

I was going to mention the Herpes thing. Always a good scare. Always pull the race card, "I only like black men".
Or you could always make up a story of how you tried to make it work with the last guy who was just like him.. and instead it just ended up with him not liking _____fill in the blank" or the cops getting involved because when HE wanted to leave, you wouldnt let him, and now he has a restraining order on YOU. Try to out do his crazy.

I dunno, might be a tough sell, who's gonna believe a stripper would have issues?

LOL I kid, I kid

hahaha that hilarious! yea i never thought about it that way but now that i think about it that profession takes a lot more mental toughness then people care to respect of them. i applaud you.

na but seriously dudes legit think that. like i know guys who try to bring strippers home with them. im like dude come on u really think ur gonna be able to do something to impress a stripper? they have SEEN IT ALL! the way i look at it is basicly im watching a girl dance and strip like im watching it on tv. strictly a show and entertainment. to dive into their personal life imo would be totally uncalled for and honestly with most i wouldnt want to neways. no offense again guys.

fuckin alex lol

oh and that bouncer beat up video really bothers me. i hope ur club hasnt had any incidents like that in the past. if i do go to a strip club again ill def come to urs as i know u two at least r very good people and id feel safe

Oh trust me I give her all the credit in the world. Most people view it as "easy money" but what they don't realize is there really is a lot of mental and physical aspects to the job.
The ones who make real good money are the ones who actually put a lot of effort into what they do. There's a lot more to it than just going out there and "shaking it" and partying if you want to make real money.
And then you have to deal with drunken idiots who like to think that they're all the stereotype or the ones who are there looking for love.
Although trust me when I say the "good" girls are few and far between nowadays. I'm perfectly happy where I'm at but even if I were single I wouldn't go near most of the girls outside of work lol.

And no worries, I know there has never been any issues like what happened at platinum while either of us has worked there, nor have I ever heard of any in the past. Your safe with us :D

Tell him your only into girls, don't know if this has been recommended yet but its an easy out

This is pure gold for shutting down guys. lol

i love jenna!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

OK i have a good one tell him that you would like him to star in an adult video they are going to shoot in the vip room and then go find the biggest dude they have working there have him step in after the wacko is all comfy and when he asks who that is tell him its his costar

Haha I like that one ha

Found a guy repellant lmao. Last night I seen this dancer who just started for the second time. The girl is a little off haha but nice girl. She asks me what my name was again. I said "Sadie". She said in response "oh ya, I should have remembered that because it reminded me of the Manson family murders." I curiously yet apprehensively asked "how so?" she says " Susan Atkin's Manson name was Sadie and she plotted the Tate and Polanski murder... Wtf hahaha

that could def creep someone out if i told them that that was how I picked my stage name haha

Nice! It's worth a shot! lol