Talladega Nights
 

My name is Ricky Bobby and if you dont chew Big-Red, then FU%K YOU!

SHAKE AND BAKE!!!! THAT JUST HAPPENED!!!!

hahahahahahahahahahaha

Well, I’m the best there is. Plain and simple, when I wake up in the morning I piss excellence.

With all due respect, Mr. Dennit, I had no idea you'd gotten experimental surgery to have your balls removed.

I like to think of Jesus with giant eagles wings, and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an angel band and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk!

I dont know what to do with my hands.

Susan, I've never heard you talk like that... Are we about to get it on? Because I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now.

"So when you say psychosomatic, you mean like he could start a fire with his thoughts?''

"Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin' there in your ghost manger, just lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin' me and my mama together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers."

GOD DAMN COUGAR IN THE CAR!!!!