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03-05-2010, 10:47 PM
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I NO COME WOK TODAY
Hung Chow calls his work and says, 'Hey, I no come wok
today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come wok.' The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me S-e-x. That Makes everything better and I go to work. You try that. Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You say and I feel Great. I be at wok soon........You got nice house'.
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03-05-2010, 11:14 PM
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BAHAHAHHAA
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03-06-2010, 05:29 AM
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hahahahahahahaha
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03-06-2010, 07:21 AM
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03-06-2010, 08:39 AM
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lol
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03-06-2010, 04:19 PM
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funny shit
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03-06-2010, 07:30 PM
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hahaha
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