LOL
 

Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
A lightbulb was stuck up her ass.
It woke up the spider
Who lived deep inside her.
He said "Hey, free electric and gas."

Jack and Jill went up the hill
And Jack would try to hump her.
Jill said No / and Jack said So
I'll ram it in your dumper.


Georgy peorgy puddin and pie
Whacked off in his girl friends eye
When that eye was good and shut
Georgy fucked that one eyed slut oh!