stud rooster
 

> A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his
chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says,
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> 'OK old fart, Time for you to retire.'
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> The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle
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> ALL of these chickens.
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> Look what it has done to me
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> Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?'
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>
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> The young rooster says,
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> 'Beat it: You are washed up
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> And I am taking over.'
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> The old rooster says,
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> 'I tell you what, young stud.
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> I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive
domain over the entire chicken coop.'
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> The young rooster laughs.
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> 'You know you don't stand a chance, old man.
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> So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start.'
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> The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young
rooster takes off running after him.
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> They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has
closed the gap.
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> He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast!
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> The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch
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> When he sees the roosters running by.
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> The Old Rooster is squawking and running as hard as he can.
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> The Farmer grabs his shotgun and
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> - BOOM -
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> He blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and
says,
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> 'Dammit......
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> Third gay rooster I bought this month.'
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> Moral of this
> Story? .....
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> Don't mess with the OLD FARTS -
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> Age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery
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> Always overcome youth and arrogance!
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> OLD DUDES RULE!

Haha, this is pretty funny

:max:

hahaha wow

hahaha