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DAWG 12-29-2009 11:11 PM

morning sex
 
MORNING SEX


She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment!'
My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!'
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.
Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?'
She explained, 'The egg timer's broken'.

ILuvPizzaTimes10 12-29-2009 11:59 PM

BAHAHAHAHAHA 2 pumps and a Squirt Old man?!?!?

BrokenFeather78 12-30-2009 12:47 AM

I'm throwing away the egg timer now!!!!

Z28 Autobot 12-30-2009 12:51 AM

hey..at least he wasn't at McDonalds ;) lol

John in RI 12-30-2009 01:17 AM

Quote:

I'm throwing away the egg timer now!!!!

I couldn't do that - my eggs would ALWAYS get burnt !!


:D

ILuvPizzaTimes10 12-30-2009 01:33 AM

^^^^ Uhuhhhh......

84ta406 12-30-2009 01:56 AM

lol John!

black heartbeat 12-30-2009 02:55 AM

lmfao

irockidz28 12-30-2009 03:34 AM

lmao

Greenbird94ta 12-30-2009 04:48 AM

hahahah


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