82. When people you know ask you to burn out, you wont. but when people are staring, that you've never met, you will give them a smoke show
83. When everyone in the parking lot stops what they're doing to stare at your car cause the noise
84. After a burnout people a 1/2 mile away come to find out what happend and see if everyones ok ( happend to me )
85. You're the local rednecks greatest hero even more so than hank williams sr
86. You travel 1 hr to other towns to look for a race
87. When you have to roll your windows up 1 at a time.
88. They are still slower than any window known to man
89. when you have a mod called The Hot Seat mod
90. You cringe when the passenger goes to shut the door... by the WINDOW!
91. you never honk your horn, instead you just rev up your motor. I don't think i have ever used my horn.
92. when you're driving another manual(standard), you can't seem to find reverse
93. when every five speed you drive, you think it needs a sixth gear
94. your cell phone wallpaper is your f-body
95. your computer wallpaper is your f-body
96. when everyone you work with knows your car
97. You go onto forums and ask peoples opinions for everything,like you have no mind of your own..... Should I buy 2 ply or 1?.... Coke or Pepsi?
98. people ask you where you get the money for such a shiney and fast car, and you explain to them that their new Kia costs twice what your Firebird did
99. you are a master at limbo (or have back/neck problems) from having to snake or squeeze your way into your car due to the person parked TOO close next to you. Or in some cases, you have crawled in through your hatch to not risk it...
100. You always clean the area under the rear spoiler not because someone will see it ,but because another F-Body owner will notice
101. When you give directions to your house you always conclude it with "it's the house with all the burnout marks in front of the driveway"
102. When your child gets totally pi^^ed off when they have to ride in the rear seat. But when they ride in front, they spend all their time looking out the window to see if any of their friends see them in the car
103. you blow one up and go buy a new one the next day
104. When the people at Auto Zone, Advanced etc... know you by name.
105. When on the highway you notice a mustang/ricer that wont pass you it just stays in your rear view you see it as a sign of respect!
106. When you have this horrifying grinding sound coming from your headlight motor when it closes....
107. when your power antenna makes a horrifying sound and does not lower...
108. when you are afraid to raise/lower your power windows because it might prematurely wear them out...
109. when you wonder why is there a friggin' bump on the passenger floor board...
110. when you sit in a GTO and wonder why GM got McDonald's Happy Meal toy quality interior for your car...
111. When you whoop on someone in a race and they assume you have n2o or a blower, etc.. and cannot believe you beat them with simple bolt ons and an ls1.
112. The first thing you do when you start your car is turn OFF the traction controll...
113. For the 6spd guys*- If you get in an automatic car and almost push a hole through the floor with your left foot out of habit.
114. When you flip your turn signal lever it sounds like a twig snapping.
115. When your family goes out to dinner you never ride with them cause you want to drive your car. And also make sure no one rides with you in the process by telling them "i'll meet you there".
116. You blast the heater, so you can cruise with the T-Tops out on a cold day.
117. You stop 2 feet short of the parking curb, so you dont scrap the nose.
118. You have to fold down the back seat just to get your full load of groceries in the car.
119. You go through 6 painstaking steps just getting the front of the car high enough to wiggle under it to change oil
120. You religiously put the club on the steering wheel as an added precaution, even though your wife's car, which cost twice as much, sits in the driveway right next to it without one.
121. You regret getting where you're going not so much because you enjoy driving the car, but simply knowing that climbing out without rubbing the leather side bolsters too much is going to be a major physical effort.
122. You have a pristine, low mileage car and you still find yourself fixing something on it about once a week.
123. You drive the car all week with no opportunities, and then you take your 4x4 out on the weekend and finally get that Mustang GT to line up with you at a light. Unfortunately, it takes a calendar to measure 1/4 mile times with your truck.
124. you say goodbye to your F-Body at the first snowfall, and look at it in the garage until the Spring thaw
125. When you replace your window motors almost as often as your oil!!!
126. You have had injuries from how hard your car launches
127. when it is a habit to wave at other f-bodies, and when they don't wave back you get pissed off.
128. You see a bird in the parkinglot at night, running with only its parking lights on, and you say to yourself, "nice mod."
129. The first and last thing you do during a day is log onto LS1.com
130. when u see a regular person driving an F-body and get pissed off that they dont understand every little working part of the LS1 they are driving
131 You say a short prayer or do that Catholic thing with your fingers and the cross every time you roll up the window. A sucessful roll-up while raining results in at least 4 Thank You Jesuses!!!
132. you introduce yourself to someone, from the board, you've just met as your screen name instead of your real name.
133. You close the door with 2 fingers right on the rubber in between the window and the paint, so you don't leave fingerprints.
134. When filling up you decide you're gonna drive the beater more often, but every morning you decide you'll start driving the beater more often, starting tomorrow.
135. When you car shakes the ground so hard with the cutouts open that the fireants line up to bite your tires...........
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