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Old 07-13-2010, 12:18 AM
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Scam Targeting Older Men

Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and
in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for
men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it.

A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Lowe's or Home Depot
customers. This one caught me by surprise.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out
shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite
traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or
your friends.

Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 20-something girls come over to your car as
you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping
your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling
out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you
thank them and offer them a tip, they say, 'No' and instead ask you for
a ride to McDonald's.

You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, they start
undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts
crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my
wallet stolen on May 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th,
24th, & 29th. Also on June 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th
& 28th, three times last Monday and very likely again this upcoming
weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take
advantage of older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant.

Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found cheaper ones for
$1.99 at Dollar General and the Dollar Store and bought them out.
Also, you never will get to eat at McDonald's. I've already lost 11
pounds just running back and forth to Lowe's and Home Depot.


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Old 07-13-2010, 01:42 AM
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YES! hahah that was awesome
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hahahahahahahaha
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Old 07-13-2010, 08:23 AM
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lol
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Old 07-13-2010, 12:48 PM
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And i thought i was the only one!!!!!
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Old 07-13-2010, 03:52 PM
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the post after mine like's it in the butt!!!
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Old 07-13-2010, 04:07 PM
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^^ nice try. ^^ not funny try again
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Sounds like something I would do with my evil twin...lol
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