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07-13-2011, 02:19 PM
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HAHAHA!!!!
Tolerance:
I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against a mosque being built near Ground Zero. I think it should be the goal of every American to be tolerant. The mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance. That is why I propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque, thereby promoting tolerance within the mosque. We could call one of the clubs (which would be gay) "The Turban Cowboy" and the other (being a topless bar) "You Mecca Me Hot". Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork and adjacent to that have an open barbecue pork rib restaurant, called something like “Iraq O’ Ribs”? Across the street there could be a very daring lingerie store called “Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret” with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods. Next door to the lingerie shop, there would be room for an upscale Adult Toy Shop (Koranal Knowledge), its name in flashing neon lights, and on the other side a liquor store, maybe call it "Morehammered"? Then the Muslims could be allowed to show their tolerance. Problem solved.
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07-13-2011, 02:21 PM
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HAHAHAHAAH
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07-13-2011, 10:27 PM
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Oh my god, that...is...hilarious
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07-13-2011, 10:35 PM
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At a bar...
Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, "Listen here, good looking, I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on . . . it doesn't matter to me. I just love it." His eyes now wide with interest, he responds, "No kidding. I'm in Congress too. What state are you from?"
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07-13-2011, 10:50 PM
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Wow man, you are KILLING, pure comedy gold
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07-14-2011, 01:05 AM
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still dont get it......
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07-15-2011, 08:04 AM
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lol
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07-16-2011, 02:23 PM
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ahahahah thanks for the laughs!
if that top less bar opens up I think I'll change my name too ayatollah assahola and get a job there as a bar tender, fuck it maybe I'll even sell my soul and work in the gay bar playin the part to get the big tips from all the dandies..... nahh theres not a shower in the world that could make me feel clean after a shift 
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