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03-25-2010, 05:01 PM
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funeral in connecticut
As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends..so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the Connecticut back country. I was not familiar with the backwoods and got lost among the back roads. I arrived an hour late & saw that the funeral director was gone and the hearse was no where in sight. Only the diggers and crew were left and they were eating lunch.
I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late. I went to the side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. I didn't know what else to do, so I started to play. The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played my heart out like never before for this man with no family or friends. As I played "Amazing Grace" the workers began to weep. We all wept together. Then I packed up my bagpipes and started for my car. Though my head hung low, my heart was full. As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, " I never seen nothin' like that before and I have been putting in septic tanks for twenty years.
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03-25-2010, 05:06 PM
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lol
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03-25-2010, 07:38 PM
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that's funny! for a second there i thought you were serious
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03-25-2010, 07:42 PM
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JESUS CHRISTTT YOU HAD ME AT HELLO AND THEN YOU BLEWWW IT!!!!!!
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03-25-2010, 07:47 PM
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haha i thought u were serious tooo lol
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03-26-2010, 01:25 AM
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I was totally ready to post how fuckin awesome of you that was and then I started laughing out loutd literally!!!!!
Fuckin good one man.
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03-26-2010, 01:51 AM
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I've actually heard that one from an a-ganger before dawg!!!
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03-26-2010, 02:01 AM
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Had me going right to the end
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