You know you drive an F-body when....

[*LS1* Queen]

cant believe ive never seen this but i thought it was funny and most of them are true lol
1) It takes you 8 hrs to change the spark plugs
2) You have to worry about breaking your rear end with even stock power
3) When you have to buy tires every year
4) Driving on the on ramp to the highway means wide open throttle
ohyeah.
5) When you go under an overpass or through a tunnel you downshift into first and got full throttle because it sounds like an indycar
6) When you're trying to sneak out the house and you have to push your car about 2 1/2 blocks away just to turn your car so you're not heard at home....
^ive done that, 2 1/2 blocks isnt far enough away! haha
7) You find yourself listening to the exhaust instead of the tunes
8) You can spot another fbody or vette from a half mile by the daytime lights
9) When you take more pics of your car than anything else.
10) When you see someone you know... you drop it down into 1st, slowly roll by them, and tap the accelerator while lookin at them like "yea... you know you're impressed"
everytime
11) When you cruise thru the mall parking lots just to see how many car alarms you can set off
12) When you refuse to put on a front liscense plate cuz you gotta see that front bowtie
13) When you meet total strangers that have the same intrest and act like old friends from high school..
14) You buy the wife her own F-body, so she won't drive yours
15) When you are always looking for more traction
16) When old people shake their fist at you.
17) When old guys give you a thumbs up
18) When you have to drive at an angle driving on to/up steep driveways and roads
19) When you secretly watch people in the parking lot as you start your car up... and you get a kick out of it when they turn to see what the hell that was
20) You completely disregard fuel economy and just drive for the hell of it
21) When you're waiting for your check to clear just so you can add another mod
22) When you tell people not to lean on your car
23) When you dont mind people staring at your car
24) You drive passed an alll glass building and just look at your cars reflection
25) When you take the long way to a store just so you can have as much driving time as possible
26) If someone says "strange", you dont think about it being wierd. you think rear ends
27. Your always trying to find out what that "tick" is
no. theres not ticks in my car
28. Your homepage is Ls1.com
29. Instead of trying to beat the redlight, you hope it stops you so u can race from the dig
30. When a conversation starter becomes "So what have you done to her?"
31. when you are coming to a dip in the road too fast, your stomach twists, and you involuntarily pick up your feet cuz you know the exhaust is about to scrape.
32. you start seeing Mustangs in your rear-view on a regular basis.
33.when you see a cop or any car with lights on top you already feel guilty, like when exiting a store and thinking the theft alarm is going to go off. Even though you did nothing wrong.
34. when you find that damn hidden cup holder under the radio, and it makes the whole week seem great.
35. when you meet someone new and you are sooooo looking forward when they ask you what type of car you drive. You might even drop hints so they ask sooner, "nah i wish I can go out on saturday but I have to work on my car...."
36. when you change lanes immediatly if you see some sprinklers running
37. when you use your exhaust note instead of your horn (or is that just me)
38. when you take forever to park in a parking lot because you analyze every possible outcome about parking next to this guy or that guy and end up parking across the street and still some asshole parks next to you, but you dont get mad if its another GM muscle car.........and so on
39. when you seem to always take the long way home
40. You Cringe when the passenger goes to shut the door, because you KNOW they are going to slam it.
41. You have to dry your car twice, because after the first time, you open the hatch and the rear quarters get soaked again.
42. You dont rotate your tires, You just move the fronts to the rears and buy 2 new ones for the front.
43. You create curse words for GM because of the way they engineer stuff, but you wouldnt buy anything else
44. You can make a conversation peice about how many times you've changed your window motor.
45. Your heart skips a beat after filling up the tank.
46. You see 2 slow cars racing and you join the race just to see the look on their face as you pass them from 5 cars behind. (Did that to 2 jettas yesterday)
47. You only put half a tank in on Saturday night because you don't need the extra 'race weight'
48. You drive a 'normal' car and you think there is something wrong because it barely moves at 50% throttle
49. If the intake is the first thing you look at when you pop the hood of another f-body.
50. If someone says B4C or 1LE and you know EXACTLY what they are talking about
51. When you have to hide the bank statements so your wife won't know how much you spent on mods that month.
52. when you conciously look for other f bodies to park next to everywhere you go
53. when you stop associating with someone (for good) for making a disrespectful comment about your car (some people are just plain ignorant!)
54. when youv'e got your girlfriend talking shit on every mustang/import she sees, and she knows more about f-bodies than most guys (guys who don't drive them that is)
55. when your 4 year old nephew tells a guy in a wal mart parking lot that his car (mustang) sucks.
56. when you spend more $ on detailing supplies than you do on food.
57. when you know your cars birthday, but not your woman's
58. When your girlfriend asks do you love your car more than me? and you just stand there silent lol.
59. You slow down to let some ricer catch up, then give him the thumbs down and smoke his ass.
60. When all you think about is your car and what to do to it next.
61. When you lock the doors with the little remote like 6 times before you actually go inside the house.
62. you try every chance to back into a spot where more people than not will be affected by the sound of you exhaust the next time you start it.
63. your blood pressure goes through the roof the second you see a car parked right next to yours (non fbod), and the only relief you get is after a thorough investigation of that side.
64. You can't hear the person next to you talking when you're accelerating
65. You treat stop lights like the tree at the drag strip, watching the other directions light for when it turns yellow, then red
66. You know where EVERY fbody in your neighborhood is
67.You cut your arms on the cowl when swapping the intake manifold
68. You break you're oil pressure sending unit when swapping the intake manifold
69. You avoid puddles at all costs
70. You know where EVERY manhole cover is and dodge them like doing slalom
71. You don't have "ohh shit handles"
72. You can put your car sideways at 25mph
73. Your car has the "corvette engine"
74. You watch for cops like your life depends on it
75. You dream about working on your car or driving your car lol.
(probably more true for us overseas)
76. you get all excited when you see it sitting in the garage, or in the parking lot at work.
77. When you don't mind getting out of bed in the morning remembering what you're about to drive to work in.
78. When you park with the front out you always give it more gas then normal when backing in so people know your there
79. When you go to a gathering you always downshift so they know your comming
80. When you see a mustang comming up on the highway you go to 2nd or 3rd depending on the speed so they wont get away with a ricer fly bye
81. When at a fast food restraunt the person on the speaker ask you to turn off your car