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Old 09-03-2010, 04:12 PM
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Default F-body moron of the week

On occasion, someone at work will tell the guys I like cars... It has brought on the best and WORST car conversations. Figured I'd share the humor.

This week, this guy hears I have a camaro. He has an 87 camaro. "naturally" faster than mine... I ask what he has done. He says "350". I say "tuned port" or "throttle body?" checking to see if he was full of shit. it's tuned port. Ok ... I tell him what's in the z and he says "oh ahh the motor is coming out and blah blah" I said jokingly I'd take that race. He while moving his finger in circles.. "mine is definitely faster. I have the block "ported out". I laughed and said "you mean BORED OUT? He said "ugh ya". I asked to what. And he said "I dunno" and walked away...
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Old 09-03-2010, 04:35 PM
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Haha wow what a tool. Im sure he told his buddies that he gave you a lesson in cars though.
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Old 09-03-2010, 06:26 PM
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lol i love that crap
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Old 09-03-2010, 07:29 PM
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Hmmm sounds like our convo! Wtf I didn't know you were gunna go blab to everyone.....
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Old 09-03-2010, 09:44 PM
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I thought this thread was gonna be about me.
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Old 09-03-2010, 10:04 PM
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i love listening to people that knows everything about cars but don't now shit.
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its even worse when ur a chick cause guys automatically think u dont kno shit.
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yeah but in your case there right........
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