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12-29-2009, 11:11 PM
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morning sex
MORNING SEX
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment!' My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!' Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck. Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?' She explained, 'The egg timer's broken'.
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12-29-2009, 11:59 PM
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BAHAHAHAHAHA 2 pumps and a Squirt Old man?!?!?
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12-30-2009, 12:47 AM
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I'm throwing away the egg timer now!!!!
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12-30-2009, 12:51 AM
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hey..at least he wasn't at McDonalds
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12-30-2009, 01:17 AM
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I couldn't do that - my eggs would ALWAYS get burnt !! 
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12-30-2009, 01:33 AM
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^^^^ Uhuhhhh......
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12-30-2009, 02:55 AM
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lmfao
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12-30-2009, 03:34 AM
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lmao
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12-30-2009, 04:48 AM
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hahahah
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